Drinking on the job

After a prolonged holiday, I bit the bullet and looked for a job. Unfortunately I found something more quickly than I'd hoped. Luckily it was with a big drinks comany - Diageo. You may not have neard that name, but you will have heard Guinness, Smirnoff Vodka, Gordons Gin, Johnnie Walker Whisky, Baileys, and Bundy if you're an Aussie. By the way thats my job, not what my evenings look like. That said, it certainly makes evening entertainment somewhat easier.
Lets just say it beats Biscuits hands down.